When it comes to the man-eaters of the celebrity world, Jordan must be the equivalent of a silicon enhanced black widow spider, and her love life seems to become more tangled and complicated day by day.
Just who is Jordan, let’s face it the Katie Price persona seems to be on permanent leave in 2010, dating at the moment?
Of course as we all know, poor little Peter Andre, the Aussie with the small body and the big voice, was the true love of Jordan’s life but it seems that her party animal ways finally got too much for him. There has been constant will they/won’t they talk about a reconciliation, and I expect those stories to continue surfacing throughout this year, but as an expert in both relationships and celebrities I think that the Jordan and Andre love story is well and truly over.
Jordan stated that she went back into television’s celebrity jungle to gain ’closure’ on their relationship but many believe that it was really an attempt to make Peter think about taking her back. When she realised that a) Peter had no desire to take her back, and b) the public had turned against her in unprecedented numbers she plunged headong into her crazy, party girl behaviour.
Which brings us to Alex Reid. Just what is she doing with this failed wannabe cage fighter? If she actually is doing anything at all. After her exit from the jungle she told the world’s media that she was splitting up with Reid but they are seemingly an item again. Reid’s stint in the Celebrity Big Brother house however has exposed him to the public for what he really is: a dull, rather strange looking egocentric who can barely string two words together and is being intimidated by ex-footballer Vinnie Jones. Jordan has no track record for putting up with wimps and so I fully expect Reid’s days to be numbered once his stint in front of the CBB cameras comes to an end.
Jordan has not been having quiet nights in front of the fire, reading Sartre with a glass of sherry, whilst her man has been ’inside’ however. She has hit the London party circuit with a vengeance and this is where she has been linked with her biggest name yet: Spurs and England striker Jermain Defoe.
There has been no official word on this odd couple (Jordan is twice the size of Defoe, but then she does have a track record with the smaller man) but the rumours persist. Defoe’s previously soaring form on the football pitch has dipped remarkably in recent weeks; maybe he is concentrating on scoring off the pitch instead of on the pitch?
Jordan would love to reinvent herself as a footballer’s WAG, if only to further aggravate her arch-rival Victoria ’Posh’ Beckham. If those two both make the trip to South Africa with the England football team this summer then there promises to be a battle equal to the one staged at Rorke’s Drift!
Jordan’s love life seems to be becoming increasingly complicated but my message to Jord is: ’You Go Girl!’ Her constant ups and downs put a smile on my face! Without her love life to occupy us we would have to think about the real issues of the day, and nobody wants to do that do they?
